You know what it feels like to tell a joke and stand there without hearing anyone laughing? Well just take a moment to imagine... Kookaburras are supposed to laugh all the time. And right now, they ain't laughing.

When Kookaburras aren't laughing, you really should be watching your back.
Those guys are serious.



We have the Boss, in front, he knows what being is. Veteran in kicking ass,
he'll rob you without you even noticing... because you'll be dead.
Three Olympic gold medals in eye peeking means something for sure.

Then we have Though guy. Heavier than your average chicken, he's the one that handles "customer service"
Legend tells that, centuries ago, he created earth and skies with is right hand while obliterating the dinosaurs with his left hand.
The fact that he doesn't have hands must not interfere with that legend...

Behind those bay windows hides Slick.
He doesn't talk much, but when he do talk, it's only to laugh over your dead corpse. Yeah, he's that smooth.

Finally, in the background, with the bandanna, the ever awake Kid. Even if he's the new guy, he got talent and a VERY annoying voice.
Talks more than he acts, but who cares? No one that lives, that's for sure.


They are the Crookaburras, quite evil birds, I tell you my friend.